It's offical my mother sold her house and is now going to break grown on Aug 1st. Not to mention this will lead to free babysitting...hee hee.
Jun 21, 2009
Mom is moving next door!!!!!
It's offical my mother sold her house and is now going to break grown on Aug 1st. Not to mention this will lead to free babysitting...hee hee.
Jun 19, 2009
Funny Friday!
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”
Jun 15, 2009
I love my new Patio set!
My family gave me money for my B'Day and I decided to get new patio furniture this year. We also got a new gazebo and even put out a tv to watch. It's like another living room outside now. I can't wait to put my feet up out there this weekend!
Thanks Mom!
I just wanted to thank you for the 4 pair of crocks! That means four more children with shoes!! YAh momma! That brings my total to 52 pairs of shoes so far!!!!! Keep them coming guys!
Jun 12, 2009
Funny Friday!
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"
Jun 10, 2009
Jun 5, 2009
Funny Friday!
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You
are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have
noticed a marked INCREASE in the whole company's performance. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of
the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader
continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one
noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually
does something."
are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have
noticed a marked INCREASE in the whole company's performance. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of
the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader
continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one
noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually
does something."
Jun 3, 2009
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