Funny Friday!

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You
are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have
noticed a marked INCREASE in the whole company's performance. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the leader of
the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader
continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one
noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually
does something."